Crime In Stereo ~ Timeshares ~ Tiny Voices

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 5:00 PM Show: 6:00 PMCrime In StereoTimesharesTiny Voices

A Story Told ~ FONVERY ~ Medium Rare

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 6:00 PM Show: 7:00 PMA Story ToldInstagram // Spotify // Facebook // Twitter FONVERYhttps://fonvery.bandcamp.com/Medium RareMedium Rare is a Philly-based four-piece indie/alternative band.BandcampInstagram

Festerdecay ~ Bowel Erosion ~ Anthropic ~ Bayht Lahm ~ Charcuterie

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 6:00 PM Show: 6:30 PM FesterdecayFesterDecay formed in Fukuoka, Kyushu, Japan in 2015 with the aim to revive goregrind the way Carcass did with “Reek of Putrefaction.” Festerdecay released their debut LP “Reality Rotten To The Core” in 2023 on Italian label Everlasting Spew Records. https://www.instagram.com/festerdecay/https://open.spotify.com/artist/3XxDl7CCNLF6uK2Vr8wuc7?si=c6a-i_t2Q5KBqAOs6KRi4gBowel ErosionGoregrind from Long Island, New York. Bowel Erosion released their lastest EP “Death Is The Orgasm Of Life” in 2023. https://www.instagram.com/bowelerosion/https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XR9Oqkldsyvu3vPGiOJ9v?si=Jo_-wyU_SFmytSyDfztVqw Anthropic Grinding death from Buffalo, NY inspired by1980’s grindcore, crust punk and death metal. https://www.instagram.com/anthropic_buffalo/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/7IOdbtAGTM3J1DU3TunDPf   Bayht Lahm 2 pc (hold the biscuit) Outerbridge Space Grind from Perth Amboy, New Jersey https://www.instagram.com/bread.lamp/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/3z4PE8DCkzixd3lMJ4fjPw   Charcuterie https://www.instagram.com/charcuteriegoregrind/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/41K2JluMRCshY8VQVr2ZMe

Rickshaw Billie’s Burger Patrol ~ Yacht Crashers

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:00 PM Show: 7:30 PMRickshaw Billie’s Burger Patrol“Our catalog has never been short on big dumb riffs, but the idea on this record was to really turn the screw,” says RBBP bassist Aaron Metzdorf. On Big Dumb Riffs, that screw is cranked incredibly tight.  “We just wanted ‘the part’: The opening of Pantera’s ‘Primal Concrete Sledge’, the breakdown in Primus’ ‘Pudding Time’ — the shit that makes you move and lose your mind. Just that part the whole time.”  Across 11 concise, taut songs — most clocking in around 2 minutes or less — Rickshaw Billie’s Burger Patrol demonstrates their skillful ability to blend the merciless low end of Leo Lydon’s 8-string guitar, Aaron Metzdorf’s masterful chordwork on the bass, and Sean St.Germain’s driving drumming.  Hot on the heels of their breakout 5th studio release Doom Wop (2023), Rickshaw Billie’s Burger Patrol returns with Big Dumb Riffs: A whole new variant of the fuzzed out, overdriven, melodic, groovy music they have been making since 2016. While Big Dumb Riffs is decidedly more aggressive and rhythmic, it still retains the overtly melodic feel of Doom Wop. But Leo Lydon’s vocals are considerably more angry and negative (song titles like “1-800-EAT-SHIT” and “Body Bag” should be a clue.)  “The whole writing process was, ‘what if we just played two notes the whole song’,” Metzdorf says. “‘What if we tuned down to almost unusable string tension?’, ‘what if we write a record that will make everyone say ‘wow that is dumb’? Leo and I really move around on stage a lot. Being a dingus is crucial to the groove. All these riffs were designed to allow us to act bigger and dumber on stage.”  Big Dumb Riffs will be available for streaming and download on March 22, 2024. LP to follow in late Spring.https://rickshawbilliesburgerpatrol.bandcamp.com/Yacht CrashersHailing from various ports in the Philadelphia region, the Yacht Crashers are composed of members from a wide spectrum of musical influences and backgrounds. Guitarist Steve Traekner (Dull Knives) and Drummer Kenny Madden (Dull Knives, Quiet Arcs, Aneurysm Rats) conceived of the idea and brought along veteran Bass player Scott Signorino (Sold, Desperate Living) to form the core of the musical unit. Front man and former hip hop MC Jesse Gray (Princes of Babylon, Delicious) rounded out the crew. Taking influences from punk, hardcore, 70s riff rock and 80s cult classic movies, the Crashers have been described in the press as “muscular, powerful punk,” but if you asked them they would probably say they sound more like “powerful, muscular punk.” Never taking themselves too seriously, they bring high energy, brightly colored outfits and good times to every stage they hit, their shows being described as a mix between a Love Boat episode and an orgasmic sonic explosion. If you’re looking for high energy and fun, loud music, the Yacht Crashers have arrived just in time.https://linktr.ee/yachtcrashers

AVOID ~ Reece Young

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:00 PM Show: 7:30 PMAVOIDEngaging, edgy, erratic, irreverent, wild, vibrant, fun… There’s certainly no shortage of adjectives to describe AVOID and their quest to fuel that feeling of being a part of something. Evoking a nostalgia for the kind of music that seeps into your soul, the Seattle five piece channel the musical legacy synonymous with their hometown while blissfully genre hopping to create something entirely new. Good times with a message of inclusivity, with a drive to bring passion, innovation and provocation back to heavy music and pull in the community around it, AVOID crackle with the energy of a young act ready to take the world by storm. Carving his own path hustling promoting shows and managing bands, the band’s inimitable future frontman Benny Scholl knew early on the dedication it would take to be successful in the music business. Meeting impressive guitarist Nick Olson, he turned his hand to playing music, deciding he would be unlike any other frontman he had seen, and on enlisting Chris Echols (guitar), Luke Ryder (bass), Paul Jaton (drums) some of the top talent in the local scene became AVOID, releasing their debut album Alone in 2018. While the world fell silent in 2020, the band seized the moment to make noise with the release of their attention-grabbing EP The Burner – and it got LOUD. Securing a sponsorship with NASCAR which turned their passion into promotion, they had their  music and band branded vehicle in the official video game. Singer Benny Scholl went viral with his accidentally acapella rendition of the National Anthem at the NASCAR Vegas race, endearing himself to sports commentator Jim Rome who ran with coverage of the event for weeks. They also forged a long term partnership with SiriusXM, taking over the airwaves on Octane and Liquid Metal with ambassador single “Song About James”, which incorporated their lyrical muse James “Jeopardy James” Holtzhauer in its marketing. With new tracks “My World”, “COWABUNGA” and “Split (Kill It)” setting the tone for a new era for the band, and their live show reputation building more buzz daily, AVOID are ready to spread their brand of infectious hedonism that injects some magic into the mundane. Bringing twists on the art, and the media and methods of the 90s/00s into the modern day, this is the something new that we have all been craving. This is the start of something important, something defining – and AVOID are bringing everyone along for the ride. Hold on tight, it’s about to get weird.Reece Young

Tanith ~ Traitor ~ Rearview Romantics

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:00 PM Show: 8:00 PM Tanith NYC Rockers (feat. Russ Tippins of Satan) https://tanithnyc.bandcamp.com/   Traitor 70’s metal played at punk rock speedsTraitorphl.bandcamp.com   Rearview Romantics Philly Luv Rockershttps://www.rearviewromantics.com/music

Me Nd Adam ~ The Kelvin Cochrane Band

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:00 PM Show: 7:30 PMMe Nd Adamhttps://www.mendadam.com/The Kelvin Cochrane Bandhttps://www.instagram.com/kelvincochranemusic

The Donuts ~ The Donut Holes

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:00 PM Show: 7:30 PMThe Donutsoft referred to as Philadelphia’s best pub rock band – return to Kung Fu as part of their “More Seconds More Pleasure” worldwide tour.  This time last year, the ‘nuts unveiled their answer songs to Rockpile’s Seconds of Pleasure at KFN.  This time around, they are hot on the heels of recording those very songs at 1935 Studios with legendary Philadelphia producer Peter Rydberg.  This year’s performance will feature Donut-Rockpile mashups and some Costello borrowings as well.  Don’t you dare miss it!https://www.facebook.com/thedonutsphillyThe Donut Holes The Donut Holes are the world’s finest and only Donut tribute band.  They are fronted by former Donut bass-man, the irascible Peter Extravaganza, and many audiences claim that their selections from the Donut songbook exceed the originals by at least half. 

53 Thieves ~ Rachel Ana Dobken

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 6:30 PM Show: 7:00 PM53 ThievesInstagram // Spotify Rachel Ana DobkenInstagram // Spotify 

Poor Martha ~ You’re Laughing ~ Bacon Egg and Cheese

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:30 PM Show: 8:00 PM Poor MarthaPoor Martha brings forth a delicious stew of haunting melodies, grungy licks, and righteous hooks that will get stuck in your head for days.https://poormartha.bandcamp.comYou’re LaughingYOU’RE LAUGHING, like a hyena under threat. We hear every anxious giggle. We take every single one and cradle it in our hands and translate it into sound. We arrange these sounds into music for you. There are five of us. We are a loud band born in a concrete room in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. We were born to howl, but we crave silence. And YOU’RE LAUGHING. When will you ever stop?https://www.instagram.com/yourelaughing_Bacon Egg and CheeseBacon egg and cheese is a group of musicians from philadelphia who are also good fwends! Hesitantly, they deliver fuzzy and awkward garage rock with poignant, heartfelt lyrics regarding the experience of being self-described underachieving loners. Citing inspiration from acts like Pixies, Weezer, Blink 182, Nirvana, the group manifested from the notion that rock n’ roll can still be fun and for everyone. We found Casey hanging out in public restrooms. See if you can spot the former child-star! I need help. I have reason to believe that the FBI is after me.  

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